Tag: significant other
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Do it yourself!
I am sure everyone has attempted the ole phrase of do it yourself projects. 😂 it sometimes challenging, frustrating, and outright stupid if it doesn’t work. This weekend I had been putting off building shelves, not because I can’t, it is because I have been pushing this project off like for the past 3 weeks.…
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Update: What I’m doing this evening?
Well, currently grilling chicken thighs and corn on the cob. I do not what to why but trying to keep the right temperature on the propane grill has by my life’s work or lack there of… I can never keep it consistent….😂 sounds just like my love making… never consistent😂 thank god my spouse doesn’t…
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When your spouse or partner gives you “the look”
Well happy hump day! Hopefully someone is getting laid!😂😂 Every time my wife is like it’s HHHUUUMMMPPP DDDAAAYYY!!!! In my mind… stay hard then she’s gives me this look of disgust and I’m an terrible person….I look at her and I am like I’m still attracted to you. For all you future fiancé and ball…
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Titles
Good evening everyone! So, what is up with the movie titles. 😂 Like the cheesy ones when your in Las Vegas and and you and your wife, husband, girlfriend, mistress, the waiter, or whoever watching “adult movies”. For example, Sensual Sunset… classic. Love, lust, Milfs! 😂 Like put some effort in the writing department for…
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Going Grocery Shopping
Good evening, so todays blog or whatever we want to call this writing material that I am attempting to accomplish😂 grocery shopping with your spouse or significant other is not what I signed up for. Here me out, in the early stages of the relationship I’m sure let’s go to Walmart or Target or whatever…
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Engagement Photos
Happy mutha fucking Friday!😂 What a week I’ll tell you what. I have to ask or mention something. What’s the deal or has been the deal with spending money on engagement photos. Like adults you still need to feel like “cool” like your in high school and your prom pictures 🤢😂 like as adults you…
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Summer Vacations
Good evening! So, lately I have seen all these videos of people on vacations to a very warm, sunny climate with the ocean and beaches in the background and sharks… I mean a beautiful sunset 😂 like holy fart knockers sharks coming out of the wood work. I mean…. I’m soooo glad I went to…