Tag: sex
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When your spouse or partner gives you “the look”
Well happy hump day! Hopefully someone is getting laid!😂😂 Every time my wife is like it’s HHHUUUMMMPPP DDDAAAYYY!!!! In my mind… stay hard then she’s gives me this look of disgust and I’m an terrible person….I look at her and I am like I’m still attracted to you. For all you future fiancé and ball…
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Titles
Good evening everyone! So, what is up with the movie titles. 😂 Like the cheesy ones when your in Las Vegas and and you and your wife, husband, girlfriend, mistress, the waiter, or whoever watching “adult movies”. For example, Sensual Sunset… classic. Love, lust, Milfs! 😂 Like put some effort in the writing department for…
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Marriage?
Good evening everyone! Look if people love to get married again and again. To each there own or enjoy the child support again and again.😂 look I watch these celebrities, athletes, billionaires and after I see in the news “ breaking actor blah blah pays ex six figures a month in child support…first I’m like…
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Summer Vacations
Good evening! So, lately I have seen all these videos of people on vacations to a very warm, sunny climate with the ocean and beaches in the background and sharks… I mean a beautiful sunset 😂 like holy fart knockers sharks coming out of the wood work. I mean…. I’m soooo glad I went to…
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Incompetent Bosses
Good evening! So, I am one hundred percent sure that whoever reads this short blog has had a incompetent boss. My current boss gets paid an handsome six figures and is always on his phone. My boss says he’s doing data entry, you dipshit we’re not in the field of IT. 😂 Like, please god,…
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Gas Station
Good evening fellow gas station attendants and employees! I have the utmost respect for you because you deal with some of the most stupid, ignorant people on the face of the planet. First, I pull up to the gas station…. It’s a way better job than my pulling out method….😂 fucking knee slapper. Jk my…
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Buying clothes for your Significant Other
Good evening adults! Here on my thoughts on the wonderful idea to attempt to buy clothes for your significant other. I feel there are stages 😂 Personally I cannot stand trying to find my wife’s size or even attempt it… it’s like the time you lose your virginity…you think your going to be “great”but in…
Terrible Role Models 