Tag: marriage
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Going Grocery Shopping
Good evening, so todays blog or whatever we want to call this writing material that I am attempting to accomplishš grocery shopping with your spouse or significant other is not what I signed up for. Here me out, in the early stages of the relationship Iām sure letās go to Walmart or Target or whatever…
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Marriage?
Good evening everyone! Look if people love to get married again and again. To each there own or enjoy the child support again and again.š look I watch these celebrities, athletes, billionaires and after I see in the news ā breaking actor blah blah pays ex six figures a month in child supportā¦first Iām like…
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Engagement Photos
Happy mutha fucking Friday!š What a week Iāll tell you what. I have to ask or mention something. Whatās the deal or has been the deal with spending money on engagement photos. Like adults you still need to feel like ācoolā like your in high school and your prom pictures š¤¢š like as adults you…
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22 Likes!
Good morning world, this blog has received 22 like as of this morning. Which I never thought my comedic take on life, work, husband aka āused ragā š stepdad āpunching bagā would ever hopefully bring a smile to anyoneās face. So, thank you. For todays blog, itās funny on how the world especially in social…
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Buying clothes for your Significant Other
Good evening adults! Here on my thoughts on the wonderful idea to attempt to buy clothes for your significant other. I feel there are stages š Personally I cannot stand trying to find my wifeās size or even attempt itā¦ itās like the time you lose your virginityā¦you think your going to be āgreatābut in…
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Cruise ships
Good morning all! First, thank you for everyone who is following this blog and everyone who has liked a blog. Itās very exciting and itās rewarding knowing that people are laughing about the stuff that I see and find funny. So, taking a cruise. Thatās my thought today itās because my wife has mentioned it…
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Staying in a hotel
Good evening everyone, so I am currently on vacation visiting my family. I am staying in a hotel which is fine. However, I have to bring all my toiletries just like everyone else in the world. This particular time I bring some manscape items, because my wife got me a subscription for manscaped. Which is…
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Getting the tubes snipped
Hello world! I decided to finally take a huge step as adult male in this world and get my tubes snipped, or in other words making sure my swimmers are dead as hell and will in no way want or hint to procreate.š I thought about it a long time and as my time approaches…
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Marriage and Sex
So, I was going to the store the other day to pick some fresh vegetables for dinner/supper/ or whatever anyone calls it . I think I have a form of ADHD, slight form because Iām trying to decide on which damn onion to buy and I look over on this shelf and thereās magnum condomsā¦hopelessš…
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Oopsā¦drank to much
So, I have to talk about sometimes Iām just a royal mess š so with my job every couple weeks, months Iām ā on callā for a week at a time. Which, means no alcohol consumption which is totally understandable and I have no issues with it. On the back end after I come off…
Terrible Role Models 