Tag: life
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Loss of hair
So, I reviewed my 23 and me. I was looking and it said “ unlikely to have hair loss” 😂. Well, 23 and me i want my money back because you were soooooo fucking wrong LMAO. God damn i got small bald spot that looks like a shape of a heart on the top of…
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Planting Vegetables
So, I learned to garden vegetables with my grandparents. That older generation had a golden ticket because every season they were able to have all these vegetables and what not. I currently tried to plant vegetables and they died in less than a week. Reminds me of past relationships….😂😂😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Performance I saw
Umm…LMAO! Just everyday i perform awesome! Ohhh god that is soooo lame! That’s all i got today! Until next time, TRM.
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Humor
Things can tough at work…. It’s like playing baseball. Hear me out, work is like the pitcher throwing you curveballs, knuckleballs, sinkers…. And you may swing and big fucking miss. But hell when you connect and hit that bullshit you got fed…. That’s a beautiful home run! Until next time, TRM.
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Quotes i think of often?
Umm.. i got one, You only live once and have no regrets! Now that I think of that…I’m soooo lame! 😂 Or one thing i am have lately, Hey don’t be a douche canoe! I like that one for all the people i work with who are just lazy turds…LMAO! Or another I have used…god…
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Staring off to the Abyss
You know when you’re at work and you catch yourself staring off into the abyss. That’s when I realize I need to take some vacation time. I guess it’s better than staring off into the wildly unknown at my current YMCA or a planet fitness locker room….that could be awkward 😬. So, staring off at…
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Mothers Day
Good evening to all you late MF’ers who still haven’t ordered you Mother’s Day gifts, whether it’s your spouse or one night stand to you kid…..LMAO! Sorry not sorry. Or to your dirt bag’s who took you to school while your dad is out with his secretary….😳Oh shit i opened a can of worms with…
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Productiveness 😳
When do you feel most productive? When did I feel most productive? Ohh man when i TAKE THAT SCOOP OF PRE WORKOUT! LMAO! I can accomplish anything….i take that stuff and i am like let’s go skydiving without the parachute. I got this! WTF! LOL! Or i talk to my wife, hey i took pre…
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Propane Tanks
I don’t know why, but my dogs decided to lift their legs and piss on the propane tank that I so conveniently use for my grill. Like why in the hell when you have dirt piles, and few spades of grass….Of course not, they aim for the handle on the propane tank. 😡😂 Until next…
Terrible Role Models 