Tag: funny
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Notable things
What notable things happened today? Well… I made coffee, and a notable thing for today is not to try to piss off the wife or my boss today! 😂 But given my track record, it’s highly unlikely. Not because I want to, well sometimes I don’t mind confrontation…. It can be healthy sometimes, who wants…
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Luxury
What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? I can live without any luxury items. 😂 as long as I got family and friends I am good to go! Until next time, TRM.
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Humans
If humans had taglines, what would yours be? If humans had taglines, what would yours be? It would be…there can be only one, terrible role model. 😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Time with
Who do you spend the most time with? I spend the most time with at my job 😂 FML Until next time, TRM.
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Name
If you had to change your name, what would your new name be? Not changing my name. I like my name😂 I would say that take pride in your name you were given, unless your parents really screwed and named you like “ Ebenezer Scrooge” than go ahead… going to be tough to get swipes…
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Joy
Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life. Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life? Very simple, people watch. 😂 put on the old sunglasses and watch and smile. Not like a creepy, just observing people, like wearing rain boots on a very sunny, cloudless day…
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Jobs
What jobs have you had? Dishwasher, bus boy, forklift driver, stock boy, you name it I did it! Until next time, TRM.
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Religion
Do you practice religion? Do I practice religion? No, I believe in Karmas I try to be good to others and treat people well. But, if you’re a douche canoe I can dish it right bag to ya. Until next time, TRM.
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Before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet? Life before the internet. Well, I remember dial up internet, like holy crap it was slower than a cow headed out to the pasture. Like “ take all day, I got no place to be”🤷🏻♂️😂 but back then we thought it was the coolest thing ever, like we…
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Attainable
What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable? What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable? Yes, having it all is health and happiness, memories, and friends and family with me until the very end! 😂 Everything is attainable. Until next time, TRM.