Tag: funny
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Typical and today.
Was today typical? Umm… I don’t know yet. Yes when it comes to my morning already. Damn alarm goes off😂 drinking coffee. We shall see how the rest of the day goes. I do have a hangover though….damnit that makes for one long Monday.😂 usually I don’t drink on Sundays, but yesterday I was watching…
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Yourself
How would you describe yourself to someone? Describe yourself? 😳 I am passionate and care about my family, career, my coworkers. I am told I can be an asshole at times……😂 oops. Some say I’m funny…..still needs to be proved 😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Dinosaur 🦖
If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? Bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? Has anyone seen Jurassic Park?😂 Like why would I bring back a huge prehistoric animal that can eat me🤷🏻♂️ That is like asking me, If you had the chance to go back to high…
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Free
If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go? I would go to Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Oh sweet mother that would be awesome! I wouldn’t remember a thing, but epic! Beer, beer, and beer! Until next time, TRM.
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Strategies
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? Umm… physical activity, mostly with my spouse in the bedroom! 😂😂😂 anyway in all seriousness. I go to the gym, attempt to eat healthy, and try to stay calm and relaxed. 🤷🏻♂️😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Go to
What’s your go-to comfort food? Pizza or hamburgers. God, I’m a sucker for those foods. If I’m having a 💩 day that is the go-to comfort food. 😂 I’m such a sucker! Until next time, TRM.
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Vacation
Describe your most memorable vacation. Ohh man… a memorable vacation…. Should I tell everyone about some early vacations when I was younger. Maybe not… most memorable is actually tough. It my later years I have made a point to attempt to take a little time off every summer. Sometimes it works out and sometimes it…
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Internal organs
Have you ever had surgery? What for? Yes, I have had surgery. I had it for a hernia. I was a teenager, thought it was a lump near my stomach. Was freaking out about it. Got it removed, was in pain for weeks. The funny thing is the doctor was like, “No sexual intimacy for…
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Outfits
If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be? I would wear short, T-shirt, flip flops. If it’s a cold weather than shoes, jeans, and a flannel shirt. Easy! Until next time, TRM.
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First crush
Write about your first crush. Write about your first crush….😂 umm I was 15 or 16 and of course you think you will be together for the long haul… lmao nope that’s just the hormones talking 😂 or I tried to be romantic and your young adolescent relationship…. Walking around like Jack and Rose on…
Terrible Role Models 