Tag: funny
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Drinking my wife’s Beer
So that moment I run out of beer, than I grab my wife’s beer that she saves for a rough day….. so than she goes to grab her beer and I’m on a beer run myself…. I grab mine, I miss her text, I come home and she gives me this look….👀🤷🏻♂️😂 welp she married…
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Feelings
How are you feeling right now? How am I feeling right now? Pretty good for now. Just another Thursday…waiting on the weekend to arrive. Waiting on the weekend is like watching a storm front roll past your house. You are watching and like “this is going to be a rough one” the weekend comes and…
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Habits
What daily habit do you do that improves your quality of life? What daily habit… coffee, gym, cold plunge, and sauna. It gets my mind going for the day and keeps me sharp. Or at least I try to think I’m sharp as a number 2 pencil. 😂 #lameassjoke Until next time, TRM.
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Recipe and Food
What’s your favorite recipe? Recipe, right now I would say the recipe for Cherry cobbler. I absolutely hate baking, all the measuring of ingredients. God, and if you screw it up then who have 2 hours down the drain. But, you have some tequila im the best fucking baker there is!😂😂😂 I would say a…
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Writing
What do you enjoy most about writing? Writing, what do I enjoy about it. I don’t know, if someone can laugh at my terrible jokes or how I attempt to navigate life as a husband or stepfather. Failing a lot of the time, 😂 then yes I guess I mind writing. Asking myself what do…
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Curious killed the Cat
What are you curious about? I’m curious about money. Money in aspect of how to make more money while not being consumed by it. How to establish passive income, create generational wealth. So my family can be taken care of. So I can buy my mom a house so she wouldn’t have to work ever…
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Kindness
Write about a random act of kindness you’ve done for someone. Random act of kindness…😂 oh boy. Umm…. Going to have to think about that one. I think I was in the car when my wife paid for the car behind us in the Starbucks drive thru. Does that count? 🤷🏻♂️😂 Outside of that, man…
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Ohh LALA
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Ohh WordPress what a question. Describe one’s self? 🔥 lmao! Tall, brown hair and eyes….. 👀 surprisingly enough I still don’t know how I got my wife to even date me…. Wasn’t for my looks that’s for sure. I can’t pin point though….🤷🏻♂️ maybe…
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Traditions of the Parents
What traditions have you not kept that your parents had? 🤣🤣🤣 ohh I can name a couple. First, being not attending church, mass, or service. Whatever it is called on Sunday. Disclaimer: I am not making fun of anyone who is religious. I am just saying this is one of the traditions that I was…
Terrible Role Models 