Tag: funny

• Naps

  I don’t know why but every Sunday i body feels like taking a Power Nap….I really don’t like it, i know that sounds weird but then i wake up…irritated I don’t know why. Even if it’s a 15 minute nap. But then i slam an energy drink which am I sure years down the road…

  TRM

  June 8, 2025

  Naps

  15 minutes, comedic, energy drink, funny, irritated, life, Naps, snoozing, tired

• Loss of hair

  So, I reviewed my 23 and me. I was looking and it said “ unlikely to have hair loss” 😂. Well, 23 and me i want my money back because you were soooooo fucking wrong LMAO. God damn i got small bald spot that looks like a shape of a heart on the top of…

  TRM

  June 7, 2025

  23 and me

  bald spot, comedic, dailyprompt, funny, Heart, life, world

• Bad Habits

  Bad Habits. I have a few that I’m not proud of like biting my nails. Some people may think well you’re an adult what’s wrong with you. Well….its called a bad habit and habits, anxiety, are hard to break. So, to those people who are “perfect” pound sand. 😂 But please to the person who…

  TRM

  May 18, 2025

  Bad Habits

  bad, biting, comedic, dailyprompt, funny, grocery, habits, nails, nose, picking, store

• Planting Vegetables

  So, I learned to garden vegetables with my grandparents. That older generation had a golden ticket because every season they were able to have all these vegetables and what not. I currently tried to plant vegetables and they died in less than a week. Reminds me of past relationships….😂😂😂 Until next time, TRM.

  TRM

  May 17, 2025

  Planting

  dailyprompt, died, farm, funny, garden, life, Midwest, relationships, southern, southwest, vegetables

• Humor

  Things can tough at work…. It’s like playing baseball. Hear me out, work is like the pitcher throwing you curveballs, knuckleballs, sinkers…. And you may swing and big fucking miss. But hell when you connect and hit that bullshit you got fed…. That’s a beautiful home run! Until next time, TRM.

  TRM

  May 6, 2025

  baseball

  baseball, comedic, family, funny, humans, life

• Golfing

  Golfing is like less fun when you’re sober. When your sober is like to going to therapy with your spouse. 😂 Until next time, TRM.

  TRM

  May 3, 2025

  golfing

  comedic, funny, golfing, sober

• Quotes i think of often?

  Umm.. i got one, You only live once and have no regrets! Now that I think of that…I’m soooo lame! 😂 Or one thing i am have lately, Hey don’t be a douche canoe! I like that one for all the people i work with who are just lazy turds…LMAO! Or another I have used…god…

  TRM

  May 1, 2025

  Daily prompt

  comedic, dailyprompt, funny, life, world

• Gym Time

  Man o man getting back into the gym early in the am is tough. 😂 I got up on time, I didn’t hit snooze a million times that my my wife doesn’t wake or the dog. however, i didn’t plan the pre workout to take forever to kick in. Or maybe I need to take…

  TRM

  May 1, 2025

  Sometimes

  awkward, comedic, dogs, embarrassment, funny, gym, Instagram, life, millions, positive, sweaty, work, world

• Emails

  Going through work emails is worse than watching grass grow. 🤮😂 Until next time, TRM.

  TRM

  April 30, 2025

  Work emails

  comedic, dailyprompt, emails, funny, grass, world

• Staring off to the Abyss

  You know when you’re at work and you catch yourself staring off into the abyss. That’s when I realize I need to take some vacation time. I guess it’s better than staring off into the wildly unknown at my current YMCA or a planet fitness locker room….that could be awkward 😬. So, staring off at…

  TRM

  April 29, 2025

  Abyss

  Abyss, comedic, funny, life, staring, work