Tag: funny
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Summer Vacations
Good evening! So, lately I have seen all these videos of people on vacations to a very warm, sunny climate with the ocean and beaches in the background and sharks… I mean a beautiful sunset 😂 like holy fart knockers sharks coming out of the wood work. I mean…. I’m soooo glad I went to…
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Incompetent Bosses
Good evening! So, I am one hundred percent sure that whoever reads this short blog has had a incompetent boss. My current boss gets paid an handsome six figures and is always on his phone. My boss says he’s doing data entry, you dipshit we’re not in the field of IT. 😂 Like, please god,…
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Parents and Emoji’s
Good Afternoon world! I was recently talking with the siblings and our parents in the group text thread. Which like most of you, you probably feel nervous when your parents want to become part of text thread. I got nervous because I am like what if I get really hammered and text the wrong text…
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Gas Station
Good evening fellow gas station attendants and employees! I have the utmost respect for you because you deal with some of the most stupid, ignorant people on the face of the planet. First, I pull up to the gas station…. It’s a way better job than my pulling out method….😂 fucking knee slapper. Jk my…
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Reality TV
Hello fellow human beings on this place we called fucked… oh excuse I meant earth!😂 So, recently I noticed myself watching a lot of the reality shows, like cooking shows or cooking competitions which I find myself enjoying. But the reality shows that claim to be real….that’s like a monkey fucking a football 😂 look…
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Dieting!!!
Starting a Diet Good evening fellow food lovers who finds themselves just like me who need to diet or not eat ice cream everyday 😂 look we have all been there or currently debating life’s Choices but everyone needs to figure it out. Here are my 5 steps that I feel I do every time…
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Buying clothes for your Significant Other
Good evening adults! Here on my thoughts on the wonderful idea to attempt to buy clothes for your significant other. I feel there are stages 😂 Personally I cannot stand trying to find my wife’s size or even attempt it… it’s like the time you lose your virginity…you think your going to be “great”but in…
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Tourism
Happy Hump Day! I recently went on vacation and just like most of do in this world we currently live in while just chilling in between flights or beers 😂…whatever came first I stumbled across a YouTube video of a guy going to Afghanistan as a tourist… got me thinking like “ first, your as…
Terrible Role Models 