Tag: funny
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When your spouse or partner gives you āthe lookā
Well happy hump day! Hopefully someone is getting laid!šš Every time my wife is like itās HHHUUUMMMPPP DDDAAAYYY!!!! In my mind⦠stay hard then sheās gives me this look of disgust and Iām an terrible personā¦.I look at her and I am like Iām still attracted to you. For all you future fiancĆ© and ball…
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Titles
Good evening everyone! So, what is up with the movie titles. š Like the cheesy ones when your in Las Vegas and and you and your wife, husband, girlfriend, mistress, the waiter, or whoever watching āadult moviesā. For example, Sensual Sunset⦠classic. Love, lust, Milfs! š Like put some effort in the writing department for…
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38,000 Emails
Good evening world! Been a very long week like holy shitā¦.š I donāt know about anyone else but I cannot stand when you purchase something online or go to the mall and there like ā Can I get your email address?ā I am thinking that really means āCan I get your email so I send…
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First Day of school
Good morning! First day of school itās like a special event, and why as parents continue to take photos with signs and say 1st day of school and decorations and shit!š Like Jesus whenās e were kids and I can only speak for myself but hated that my mom would do that. I mean a…
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One Year Mark!
Good evening! Today marks my one year anniversary of this blog! Wow, one year this is crazy⦠this is where I would like to thankā¦.š just kidding Iām not like the actors/actresses in Hollywood you get up there and thank there mom and dad and blah blah blah⦠this is what there really thinking⦠āThank…
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New dog for the family
Good evening everyone! So, my daughter decided to surprise my wife with a new dog āfor the familyā š which is fine but since she loves animals which is awesome for her I tend to believe itās really for herš¤·š»āāļøš I find it funny how my wife and daughter show up at the house with…