Tag: dailyprompt
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Bad Habits
Bad Habits. I have a few that I’m not proud of like biting my nails. Some people may think well you’re an adult what’s wrong with you. Well….its called a bad habit and habits, anxiety, are hard to break. So, to those people who are “perfect” pound sand. 😂 But please to the person who…
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Planting Vegetables
So, I learned to garden vegetables with my grandparents. That older generation had a golden ticket because every season they were able to have all these vegetables and what not. I currently tried to plant vegetables and they died in less than a week. Reminds me of past relationships….😂😂😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Performance I saw
Umm…LMAO! Just everyday i perform awesome! Ohhh god that is soooo lame! That’s all i got today! Until next time, TRM.
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Quotes i think of often?
Umm.. i got one, You only live once and have no regrets! Now that I think of that…I’m soooo lame! 😂 Or one thing i am have lately, Hey don’t be a douche canoe! I like that one for all the people i work with who are just lazy turds…LMAO! Or another I have used…god…
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Mothers Day
Good evening to all you late MF’ers who still haven’t ordered you Mother’s Day gifts, whether it’s your spouse or one night stand to you kid…..LMAO! Sorry not sorry. Or to your dirt bag’s who took you to school while your dad is out with his secretary….😳Oh shit i opened a can of worms with…
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Productiveness 😳
When do you feel most productive? When did I feel most productive? Ohh man when i TAKE THAT SCOOP OF PRE WORKOUT! LMAO! I can accomplish anything….i take that stuff and i am like let’s go skydiving without the parachute. I got this! WTF! LOL! Or i talk to my wife, hey i took pre…
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Propane Tanks
I don’t know why, but my dogs decided to lift their legs and piss on the propane tank that I so conveniently use for my grill. Like why in the hell when you have dirt piles, and few spades of grass….Of course not, they aim for the handle on the propane tank. 😡😂 Until next…
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Days
I just love when I’m headed to the garage to grab a cold beer and I step on the dog food that was spilled on the floor….its like stepping on a Lego in the kids room. 😡😂
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Months
It’s been a while since I last blogged… and life just happens. So I am going to get back into it. We’re about 4 months into the new year and I haven’t accomplished any New Year’s resolutions 🤣🤣🤣
Terrible Role Models 