Tag: comedic
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Staring off to the Abyss
You know when you’re at work and you catch yourself staring off into the abyss. That’s when I realize I need to take some vacation time. I guess it’s better than staring off into the wildly unknown at my current YMCA or a planet fitness locker room….that could be awkward 😬. So, staring off at…
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Mothers Day
Good evening to all you late MF’ers who still haven’t ordered you Mother’s Day gifts, whether it’s your spouse or one night stand to you kid…..LMAO! Sorry not sorry. Or to your dirt bag’s who took you to school while your dad is out with his secretary….😳Oh shit i opened a can of worms with…
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Productiveness 😳
When do you feel most productive? When did I feel most productive? Ohh man when i TAKE THAT SCOOP OF PRE WORKOUT! LMAO! I can accomplish anything….i take that stuff and i am like let’s go skydiving without the parachute. I got this! WTF! LOL! Or i talk to my wife, hey i took pre…
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Propane Tanks
I don’t know why, but my dogs decided to lift their legs and piss on the propane tank that I so conveniently use for my grill. Like why in the hell when you have dirt piles, and few spades of grass….Of course not, they aim for the handle on the propane tank. 😡😂 Until next…
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Days
I just love when I’m headed to the garage to grab a cold beer and I step on the dog food that was spilled on the floor….its like stepping on a Lego in the kids room. 😡😂
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Months
It’s been a while since I last blogged… and life just happens. So I am going to get back into it. We’re about 4 months into the new year and I haven’t accomplished any New Year’s resolutions 🤣🤣🤣
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Challenges
Life is going challenges that’s why we don’t have a crystal ball. It’s how we take on these challenges. Like for me just putting on my shoes in the morning and tying them can be my challenge. LMAO! Until next time, TRM.
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2025
I absolutely cannot stand when I buy the wrong size trash bags or if the wife buys them. I feel like the biggest idiot….😂 trying to stretch this damn plastic around this 32 gallon bucket that is my recycling bin…so it’s beer bottles, cans, smells like fermentation paradise 😂😂😂 Anyway here’s to 2025 raise a…
Terrible Role Models 