Tag: comedic
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Passing gas at work
Talk about awkward. Well, if your In own office or cubicle. Then by all means…let it go, let in go!!!!!! but why is it always fucking hilarious when your bosses boss lets it rip like nothing happened. The faces in the room are like 😳😬😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Workout & Supplements
Good afternoon. Well I haven’t been consistent on here. Go figure just like most of my life goals. 😂 probably should have put that as a NEW YEAR RESOLUTION!!!! Fucking fail! Anyway, I was in the store the other looking for some vitamins and supplements. Looking on the shelf I see “ Horny Goat Weed”…
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Naps
I don’t know why but every Sunday i body feels like taking a Power Nap….I really don’t like it, i know that sounds weird but then i wake up…irritated I don’t know why. Even if it’s a 15 minute nap. But then i slam an energy drink which am I sure years down the road…
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Loss of hair
So, I reviewed my 23 and me. I was looking and it said “ unlikely to have hair loss” 😂. Well, 23 and me i want my money back because you were soooooo fucking wrong LMAO. God damn i got small bald spot that looks like a shape of a heart on the top of…
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Cold
How do i feel about cold weather? Good question? Kinda like asking hey how do you like your work? Well, thank you for asking…I would live and endure cold weather in an absolute heartbeat if it would get me out of my current job/career😂😳 I would sell my soul!!! Until next time, TRM.
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Bad Habits
Bad Habits. I have a few that I’m not proud of like biting my nails. Some people may think well you’re an adult what’s wrong with you. Well….its called a bad habit and habits, anxiety, are hard to break. So, to those people who are “perfect” pound sand. 😂 But please to the person who…
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Humor
Things can tough at work…. It’s like playing baseball. Hear me out, work is like the pitcher throwing you curveballs, knuckleballs, sinkers…. And you may swing and big fucking miss. But hell when you connect and hit that bullshit you got fed…. That’s a beautiful home run! Until next time, TRM.
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Sundays
What to do what to do…well I picked up dog poop in the back yard. Yea, super fun. Sometime I swear my dogs eat more dog toys than actual food…cause god damn there’s have eaten stuffing and furry shit in my yard. I should have applied sunscreen yesterday when I was out golfing with the…
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Golfing
Golfing is like less fun when you’re sober. When your sober is like to going to therapy with your spouse. 😂 Until next time, TRM.
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Quotes i think of often?
Umm.. i got one, You only live once and have no regrets! Now that I think of that…I’m soooo lame! 😂 Or one thing i am have lately, Hey don’t be a douche canoe! I like that one for all the people i work with who are just lazy turds…LMAO! Or another I have used…god…
Terrible Role Models 