Tag: comedic
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Tourism
Happy Hump Day! I recently went on vacation and just like most of do in this world we currently live in while just chilling in between flights or beers šā¦whatever came first I stumbled across a YouTube video of a guy going to Afghanistan as a touristā¦ got me thinking like ā first, your as…
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News Channels
So, Iām sitting here at the dealership while my truck is receiving some maintenance under the hood. I should get some maintenance under my hoodā¦š super lame joke. Anyway, this old dude comes in the waiting area and right off the back heās like ādonāt turn on Fox News.ā I personally donāt care what people…
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Cruise ships
Good morning all! First, thank you for everyone who is following this blog and everyone who has liked a blog. Itās very exciting and itās rewarding knowing that people are laughing about the stuff that I see and find funny. So, taking a cruise. Thatās my thought today itās because my wife has mentioned it…
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The Douche Canoe
Good Sunday Evening, I recently went visited family and myself, sister, and brother in law went to TOP Golfā¦ which was amazing, where else can you drink and hit ballsā¦š I guess every sport now that I think of it, except lacrosse that has a net that catches balls and you run around like a…
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Gym time#3
Good morning fellow gym goers, CrossFit athletes, body builders, strength trainers, coaches and even those who start every Jan 1ā¦.and end 2 weeks later šš no judgment. The other day I went to do a track workout, which I am not a track runner or athlete in any way shape or form I do it…
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Ancestry
A couple years ago my brother told me to try the 23 and me. One because we have been told where we come from but sometimes due to alcohol, old age and countless other stuff that makes the wonderful world go round family gatherings tend to be a little exaggerated with where weāre from I…
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Marriage and Sex
So, I was going to the store the other day to pick some fresh vegetables for dinner/supper/ or whatever anyone calls it . I think I have a form of ADHD, slight form because Iām trying to decide on which damn onion to buy and I look over on this shelf and thereās magnum condomsā¦hopelessš…
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Oopsā¦drank to much
So, I have to talk about sometimes Iām just a royal mess š so with my job every couple weeks, months Iām ā on callā for a week at a time. Which, means no alcohol consumption which is totally understandable and I have no issues with it. On the back end after I come off…
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Gym time#2
Wellā¦ I do not know why it is but every time I go to the gym I always ā getā to see a weird individual. To the person who like to get on the treadmill right in front of me and turn around and walk backwardsā¦ please for the love of all that surrounds your…
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Valentineās Day
One day away from the most lonelyā¦. I mean loving day out of the here. Fucking knee slapperšWhere for some most random ass day everyone and their mother decides this is the day we as human beings show our love for one another. I get why single people like it, they can continue their swipe…
Terrible Role Models 