Tag: comedian
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Database Entry
Good afternoon! Well I hope everyone’s doing well and staying healthy. Can’t say the same thing for the computer about to hit with a hammer!😡😂 Let’s just say the taking a college class called blah, blah blah….blah. So stupid I do not know what in the ever living fuck is going on in it. This…
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Marriage?
Good evening everyone! Look if people love to get married again and again. To each there own or enjoy the child support again and again.😂 look I watch these celebrities, athletes, billionaires and after I see in the news “ breaking actor blah blah pays ex six figures a month in child support…first I’m like…
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Summer Vacations
Good evening! So, lately I have seen all these videos of people on vacations to a very warm, sunny climate with the ocean and beaches in the background and sharks… I mean a beautiful sunset 😂 like holy fart knockers sharks coming out of the wood work. I mean…. I’m soooo glad I went to…
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Gas Station
Good evening fellow gas station attendants and employees! I have the utmost respect for you because you deal with some of the most stupid, ignorant people on the face of the planet. First, I pull up to the gas station…. It’s a way better job than my pulling out method….😂 fucking knee slapper. Jk my…
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Reality TV
Hello fellow human beings on this place we called fucked… oh excuse I meant earth!😂 So, recently I noticed myself watching a lot of the reality shows, like cooking shows or cooking competitions which I find myself enjoying. But the reality shows that claim to be real….that’s like a monkey fucking a football 😂 look…
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Buying clothes for your Significant Other
Good evening adults! Here on my thoughts on the wonderful idea to attempt to buy clothes for your significant other. I feel there are stages 😂 Personally I cannot stand trying to find my wife’s size or even attempt it… it’s like the time you lose your virginity…you think your going to be “great”but in…
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Staying in a hotel
Good evening everyone, so I am currently on vacation visiting my family. I am staying in a hotel which is fine. However, I have to bring all my toiletries just like everyone else in the world. This particular time I bring some manscape items, because my wife got me a subscription for manscaped. Which is…
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Getting the tubes snipped
Hello world! I decided to finally take a huge step as adult male in this world and get my tubes snipped, or in other words making sure my swimmers are dead as hell and will in no way want or hint to procreate.😂 I thought about it a long time and as my time approaches…
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Marriage and Sex
So, I was going to the store the other day to pick some fresh vegetables for dinner/supper/ or whatever anyone calls it . I think I have a form of ADHD, slight form because I’m trying to decide on which damn onion to buy and I look over on this shelf and there’s magnum condoms…hopeless😂…
Terrible Role Models 