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Managing screen time
How do you manage screen time for yourself? Well, I try to keep busy throughout the day starting by working so I can pay those wonderful bills and taxes. Ahh uhh. Awesome sauce! Then I just try to make a conscious effort not to pick up my phone and limit myself to what I am…
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Gym time#6
Good afternoon everyone! Going to the gym on Monday morning really wanted to get a good workout in. It was going really well, than it hit, not what you all are thinking….not the pre-workout shits😂 no the guy who walks up the 100 lbs boxing bag. Mind you, he has no gloves on and just…
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Engagement Photos
Happy mutha fucking Friday!😂 What a week I’ll tell you what. I have to ask or mention something. What’s the deal or has been the deal with spending money on engagement photos. Like adults you still need to feel like “cool” like your in high school and your prom pictures 🤢😂 like as adults you…
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Gym time#5
Good evening pre workout users😂 I take pre workout and for the longest time I have been afraid this would happen to me. It finally did. So, I drive to the gym, I take out my brand new pre workout container, now first I fucked update by trying to open this tight lipped container in…
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Parents and Emoji’s
Good Afternoon world! I was recently talking with the siblings and our parents in the group text thread. Which like most of you, you probably feel nervous when your parents want to become part of text thread. I got nervous because I am like what if I get really hammered and text the wrong text…
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Gas Station
Good evening fellow gas station attendants and employees! I have the utmost respect for you because you deal with some of the most stupid, ignorant people on the face of the planet. First, I pull up to the gas station…. It’s a way better job than my pulling out method….😂 fucking knee slapper. Jk my…
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Buying clothes for your Significant Other
Good evening adults! Here on my thoughts on the wonderful idea to attempt to buy clothes for your significant other. I feel there are stages 😂 Personally I cannot stand trying to find my wife’s size or even attempt it… it’s like the time you lose your virginity…you think your going to be “great”but in…
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News Channels
So, I’m sitting here at the dealership while my truck is receiving some maintenance under the hood. I should get some maintenance under my hood…😂 super lame joke. Anyway, this old dude comes in the waiting area and right off the back he’s like “don’t turn on Fox News.” I personally don’t care what people…
Terrible Role Models 