Terrible Role Models

Good morning all, everyone is currently getting ready for turkey, football, hangover before the hangover, pumpkin pie and the best thing is with friends and family…some people are waking up and going oh god who’s this next to me in my bed…shout out to all those single people…been there 😳😂 and then your bold enough to bring that person you swapped spit with to your moms dinner table…😂 now that you have read my thanksgiving post let’s attempt to answer this question. What historical figure would I want to meet? Sweet baby Jesus that’s so fucking tough, one because there’s a lot of douche canoe’s that are historical figures. Man oh man the opportunity is endless 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 so cheesy and dumb. I would like to meet Jack Dawson from Titanic and ask him “Hey man, why didn’t Rose let you fit on the door in the middle of the North Atlantic?” I mean shit, she’s cold as iceberg…I mean ice ohh damnit that’s so dumb. 😂

Seriously, I would like Napoleon and ask “why you so short?” 😬

Until next time, TRM.