Terrible Role Models

Good evening! So the other day I handed in my final assignment for college. So by December I should be walking across the stage. I will say I was committed😂 Took me over 20 years to finally finish college after graduating high school. #goals#driven#betterlatethannever. I am still proud of what I accomplished. I have a very expensive piece of paper that will be given to me by an old grumpy college president that doesn’t know or care about me. Just smile and be “thinking thanking for paying my very large salary that I can afford to pay for my luxury car and 2 homes. 👀 I am definitely not going o be the valedictorian by any means but if I was I would have a awesome speech. Something like this….

Welcome to the graduation ceremony ladies and gentlemen. I payed a lot of money and lots of headaches, hangovers, drunken nights of doing homework to accomplish a piece of paper. The same thickness as toilet paper, so that’s one expensive piece of degree shitting paper. 😂 Learning a lot is an understatement. 😂 Until next time, TRM.