Terrible Role Models

Hello Monday! First day of the week, want to take the world by the balls and go! So, I wanted to good or fresh, or clean however the younger folks say it nowadays. So I headed during my lunch break to get me haircut.

Now, I do not know who designed barber shops or hairdresser salons… but mirrors everywhere. I understand why, but still it’s like a creepy version of fifty shades of grey. 😂 Second, why are chairs sometimes facing each other, I do not want to stared at by the Creepy guy who looks directly at me, I think we have all seen that guy, the guy who doesn’t smile, doesn’t blink, hell probably doesn’t even shit, he just stares at me…like “bro, look down or move your eyes or something.” 👀😂 oh and this is not the place for anyone to be trying to check out anyone…so many mirrors your ass will get caught by your spouse or significant other. I am talking to you the middle aged man with a wife and two kids at home😂 those mirrors will be reflecting your fucking eyes and giving you up to your wife 30 miles away… fucking mirrors. Finally, I try to just relax and close my eyes and let the haircut commence, and then I open my eyes because I do not want to fall the fuck asleep and there’s someone just staring at me. FUCK!!😂 it’s like when you’re hooking up and you and the random girl or guy from the bar, eyes meet….it’s like look away look away 👀😂😂😂 Have a awesome week! Until next time, TRM.