Terrible Role Models

Good evening everyone! Hope everyone’s week went great, if you had a long exhausting week than it’s Friday so that means… drink your faces off until you can’t feel it😂.

So I had my chiropractor appointment today and they have this contraption that you lay on and there’s like these electrodes that stimulate the nerves and muscles…it’s awesome. Then they adjusted the contraption and there’s this roller than can be adjusted and it can go higher which stretches the back out….it’s awesome unless your stomach just so happens to be upset😂 I mean out of all the times it’s has to happen. So, I figured if I time it well and every time it rolls my back I’ll let a fart out😂 I didn’t want to get up and have to say “ Can I use tour bathroom?” One, because it’s a single bathroom and I don’t want to blow that shit up in there… literally 😂 so I attempted letting it and was successful I think… I mean the lady next to me had sunglasses on in the room…. She was probably high as fuck, and just chilling 😂 to my left a lady was holding her phone straight up and she’s trying to read and text…quite comical…you can’t wait ten minutes and focus on your health lady 🤷🏻‍♂️ guess Tinder can’t wait….good luck on swiping right or left or whatever it is😂

Anyway finally get to the room with the chiropractor and he manually adjusts me and he’s got me wrapped up like the game Twister and I’m trying to hold it in and suddenly he pops my back and well the fart left my body🤷🏻‍♂️😂 Until next time, TRM.