Terrible Role Models

Good evening! So, lately I have seen all these videos of people on vacations to a very warm, sunny climate with the ocean and beaches in the background and sharks… I mean a beautiful sunset 😂 like holy fart knockers sharks coming out of the wood work. I mean…. I’m soooo glad I went to Las Vegas for my vacation, the worst thing that happened to me was three days of hangovers, aka no loss of limbs. Trust I love the water but this year is just like a FML. Sharks are like the crazy ex who shows up out of nowhere during the holidays when you have your family and your introduction of the new significant other to everyone, the crazy ex just kills it….😂 ok that was a killer joke😂👀 or really cheesy. Until next time, TRM.