Terrible Role Models

Good evening pre workout users😂 I take pre workout and for the longest time I have been afraid this would happen to me. It finally did. So, I drive to the gym, I take out my brand new pre workout container, now first I fucked update by trying to open this tight lipped container in the truck out of all places. So, like most pre workout powder it’s not the color like the description….like a green apple sparkle…maybe should look green…or like my pre workout it’s blue raspberry. Does it look blue or like raspberry or like blue balls 😂 absolutely not…. White crystalline powder 👀. So, second circumstance comes up and thank you to the factory worker who perfectly placed the scoop to where the lip of the container and the scoop are fucking perfect that I can’t just lift it out…. Oh no… as soon as I try to maneuver it like your first sexual three way… no one knows where to go. The scoop just “pops” and god damn poof white pre workout powder on my left hand, my pants, my truck seat…. Then because I have the a/c o full blast the white fucking pre workout is blowing and circling around my truck like the 1996 movie “Twister.” Anyway, I had to get out of the truck and remove the .00001 inch of pre workout that i spilled on the ground…so I quickly got my run in by sprinting to the gym😂 Until next time, TRM.