Terrible Role Models

Good evening fellow gas station attendants and employees! I have the utmost respect for you because you deal with some of the most stupid, ignorant people on the face of the planet. First, I pull up to the gas station…. It’s a way better job than my pulling out method….😂 fucking knee slapper. Jk my sperm are dead as fuck…. Or I’m lucky as fuck….#marrriedlife#nochildsupport. Anyway I pull in and there’s a person talking to the local police while filling the tank on his police car. First, if your rocking a bull cut or your mother placed a cereal bowl on the top of head and cut you hair, why in the fuck would you approach the police. You look broke as fuck, anyway. Second, I walk into the the gas station to grab my “zero sugar” monster and yes I believe it’s going to make me feel better that I’m not swallowing sugar cubes down my throat. 😂

So I’m in line and you always have one… I mean one because the line is way to fucking long…jk it’s because a lot of people don’t want to work…. So props to the women who was running the whole fucking store. But the highlight of the 15 god awesome minutes waiting in the line was the future…. American idol contestant, or whatever singer show there is. But please for the love of god, Zeus, St. Peter, or Karma…. Or whatever your religious beliefs are stop singing right behind me and the fifteen customers ahead of you. 😂 since you been gone your husband left you, drunk 20 beers, and fucked a hooker. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 Until next time, TRM.