Terrible Role Models

Hello gym lovers, the protein shake person that brings every shaker in the pantry to the gym, the gym bro’s, and the super hot chicks every guy goes to the gym for….😂 For some odd reason I always see someone at the gym that is just baffling me on what they are doing or wearing. Today, I found the guy laying in the bench doing a version of leg raises with a dumbbell, which I’m like cool bro whatever. However, when your wearing safety glasses, I mean safety glasses ( because I have about 10 fucking pairs in my garage) safety glasses to the gym🤷🏻‍♂️ like are you trying to keep the sweat from entering your eyes man…like oh my fucking god😂 that’s like me trying to wear a condom that’s too small… still not protecting all the sweat and fluids 😬😂 or it’s like showing up to a Midwest bar softball tournament with beer or bats… you will look like a idiot. 😂 The gym is quite a playground for me finding new material, I observe I see the unique ones that roam like a lost Bambi from its mom….setting me up for some great material for open mic standup… 😂 Until next time, Terrible Role Models.