Terrible Role Models

Good evening everyone, so I am currently on vacation visiting my family. I am staying in a hotel which is fine. However, I have to bring all my toiletries just like everyone else in the world. This particular time I bring some manscape items, because my wife got me a subscription for manscaped. Which is great products and I asked her. What are trying to say? Do I need to manscape?😂 the box that she got has lotion for the balls, a spray after shaving, like everything u need to make the trunk and companions ready for use… I wanted to ask my wife is using this going to make you want me more? Cause if so, I’ll will take take care of my region like she looks after her hair on her head😂 anyway needlessly I brought the “crop preserver” it’s called to the hotel. I shower and I’m ready to apply and suddenly I squeeze it out and because it’s been traveling the tip of the bottle is dry… that’s what she said…😂 terrible joke. Anyway instead of just a dab suddenly and I mean suddenly it just comes out violently and not just on my hand it falls to the carpet… and now even after trying to wipe it there’s a nice white stain… fucking great… white stains on a hotel carpet and yet no one got lucky😂 until next time, TRM.