Terrible Role Models

A couple years ago my brother told me to try the 23 and me. One because we have been told where we come from but sometimes due to alcohol, old age and countless other stuff that makes the wonderful world go round family gatherings tend to be a little exaggerated with where we’re from I think. So, I spit in the test tube and sent in my hopeful family results. They came back pretty accurate or confirmed that my family wasn’t total clowns😂 however I found the health and like certain traits the most funny and fascinating. Like I’m 69% ( 69 classic) chance you have little or no back hair. Awesome! Bald spot 78% chance you don’t have a bald spot…. Inaccurate as fuck 23 and me 😂 I don’t have a big one ( pun intended) but I do have a small bald spot. My dad and brother are bald as fuck😂 I probably shouldn’t tell them that we “did” have a 78% chance 😂 it also mentioned flaky or wet earwax, like fucking gross. Talked about unibrows, classic. Thank the stars 23 and me got that one right….no unibrows for this guy 🖕. Quite the awesome job 23 and me! 😂 Until next time, TRM.