Terrible Role Models

I have an idea to help or assistance with avoiding getting pick pocketed. It’s a great idea lol or at least I think it is. So cut holes in your front pockets/back pockets and don’t wear any underwear… Hear me out, when the stupid low life wants to rob me, it’s going to grab a handful of hairy…sweaty… ass! I’ll make sure I’m extra sweaty that day… I’ll do some damn squats in the gym before I head out… now for all of us married folks someone grabbing my ass… I May get a little excited 😆 really terrible joke! Or lack there of…need to work on my punch lines! Until next time, TRM.